Dew drop dreams through the looking glass

What did the cloth say to the mordant when it saw that the dyeing hadn't been done properly? "You BLEACH!" :P

I don't get it. I just don't. WHAT is with the stupid trend of people being smeared with cake on their birthdays? Just ... WHAT! I...

*Peers groggily from under her duvet and seeing people milling around looking at her and then their watches, let's out a groan* Whiiiiii...

For the longest time, I had been trying to get M — M of the hair-curler fame , M who's mug I like and with whom I compete for the... (ah...

He awoke from deep slumber. Something had disturbed him. Groggy and in the state between sleep and wakefulness, his brain managed to convinc...

This is not a book review. This is more an enthusiastic recommendation urging you to buy the book NOW. You know, like one of those things on...

Marshmallows... mmmmmmmmmmmm. I love them. Soft and squishy and just sweet enough. If they were a gender stereotype they'd be girls. I w...

That the g20 talks are happening on April Fool's Day? I hear that this one day is costing taxpayers 21 million pounds. I'm not happy...

"Look at what you've done! It's done for!!!! I had it all going so perfectly and now that's gone! GONE! Can't have it b...

Right then, by popular demand. For actual information on the book and its publication, go here . There are of course other editions and vers...