Heard, Read, Said

'"Yes we will all be starving, but I guess it will be worth it." I don't think even Mahatma Gandhi said that during his struggle for independence.' So quipped Y when dinner plans were delayed a fair bit and Meg said starving a bit would be worth it.

"There ought to be a law against letting your friend marry someone unsuitable"

How to terrorise your boss 101: When the boss is still new and accidentally drops something on your desk, say "You don't have to throw things at me to get my attention you know?". Hear boss giggle. Score!

Furnishing the bathroom 101: Wake up one weekend to see a shower rack that wasn't there the night before. And have the housemate say "Oh yeah! I was really really drunk last night and I found this while we were out, someone had thrown it away and I picked it up although my friends were all 'WHAT are you doing!' and then I called a cab and the cab driver refused to let me take it with me so I stood there telling him 'But it's clean! It's been in the rain!' until he let me bring it with me."

"Can't give chocolate to dogs. It's poisonous for them apparently"
"See this is why men don't like chocolate much"

"Now tell me what tyro is"
"Tyra? When she becomes fat?"

"Main teri mohabbat mein... pagal ho jaoongi... mujhe aisa lagta hai... tujhe kaisa lagta haiiiiii"
"Mujhe bhook lagta hai"