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Monday, March 22, 2010

Bolti bandh*

"You're the love of my life"

"You're only saying that because you're drunk"

"Be that as it may, haven't you heard that people tell the truth when they're drunk?"

"If that is so, then tell me. Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Alternatively, Smart-ass

18 comments:

  1. Oooooh! I absolutely loved it. ROFL

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  2. but dude, the ONLY correct *and honest* answer to that is NO. no jeans can make you look fat. either you are fat, or u're not! why blame the poor jeans!?

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  3. that must have sobered him :P

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  4. lolz..typical funny conversation from husband and wife eh..?

    visit my blog if you have time ^_^

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  5. @DDD: Now that's just mean. Here's a guy trying to say something romantic, and...

    @Rayshma: Umm, does this logic *really* work when asked that question?

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  6. amey: as long as you say, "of course you don't look fat. you never do",
    any logic works! :D

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  7. Ritu: Hehe, glad!

    Catty: Of course! But one must test one's partner/spouse at all times. Especially when said partner/spouse is inebriated :D Else how will you know if the training given has been enough or not? :D

    Celestialrays: Well, I wouldn't know now, would I? Seeing as how the 'fat' bit doesn't apply to me ;)

    Titaxy: Zank you! :)

    Ayu: Haha, not necessarily!

    Amey: Think of it as payback. For all the times a woman has said "Honey, I love you!" and received in response "I'm watching the game!" And as for the logic working ... how about you try and tell us? :D Would be nice to have some on-site reportage :D
    Catty's right though ...

    Nu: :D

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  8. alice-in-wonder10:44 AM

    Haha... brilliant !

    ~alice

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  9. Rrright, I act as the guinea pig for your entertainment. Where do I send the hospital bills? ;)

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  10. LOL!!

    What was the answer! ;)
    and yea, the answer is always "No! you don't look fat" whether drunk or sober!! :P

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  11. LOL... ur too good..;)

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  12. lol! loved the jeans bit.

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  13. "A little!"!!!
    The answer was "A Little!!!"

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