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Monday, April 27, 2009

Does my face look like a canavas for modern art?

I don't get it. I just don't.

WHAT is with the stupid trend of people being smeared with cake on their birthdays? Just ... WHAT! I'd like to know which moron came up with this stupid idea and thought it great.

Pay attention. Cake is FOOD. it's meant to be eaten. You know? Open that hatch, throw it in, chew, swallow.

NOT plaster it on someone's effing FACE. That is DISGUSTING. And no, it's not funny. Not at all. Do not tell me it's meant in fun, playing with food and wasting it is not fun... are you out of your bloody mind?!

32 comments:

  1. i second this post. well argued. :)

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  2. I third.

    too much free time today?

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  3. Thank you, gentlemen!

    @Roy: haha... no to too much free time, but more than I usually have... and a surge of thoughts from my hitherto exhausted brain-cells

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  4. Belated Happy B'day! ;)

    So, can we see the resultant art?

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  5. and I fifth it. Khaane ka material hai bhai, pet bhar khaao naa, kya khaali phukat main waste. hehehe thankfully my fraands neva do it...sab log chup chaap eat cake and so does me. :)

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  6. hey!!! did that mean it was your budday??! BELATED HAPPY BUDDAY, girlie! what cake was it?

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  7. arem! I am one of the morons who does put cake in face. It's fun. Juvenile, pisses off the receiver...well fun. Its eggs on bday person I dont get.

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  8. Next time someone does that, just rub your face gently over their shirt.
    :)

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  9. Atleast hope it was good cream...you can treat it like a good face pack.

    Happy Birthday!

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  10. Okay okay, before anybody else wishes me... it wasn't my birthday. My budday is in December... this is merely a response on seeing far too many cake smeared budday photos of other people :D

    Purnima: Wohich na! Khaneka chup chaap!

    Anna Bond: :D will remember that... haven't had a ckae waala budday for some years now however.

    La vida Loca: :S No offense meant? :D Eggs?! eeyuck!! Should have a dog handy to lick off egginess then...

    Cluelessness: Won't it give you pimples and all since it's oily? and contains flavouring, essence and god knows what else... colouring! Erm yeah... I'm sensitive when it comes skin (pun fully intended :P)

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  11. Amey: You wished me four months ago! Itni jaldi ek aur budday kaise aayega?! I can show you resultant art but it won't be my face :P

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  12. I put cake on her face if the birthday girl is smokin' HOT!! When she screams, "You are supposed to eat this!!!", I make sure I dont disappoint her.

    Birthday girls never tasted so gooooooood. Yummmmmm

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  13. I read my comment again and it sounds so wrong....

    I am staying off the pc when am on a sugar high.

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  14. Ahhmm... It's just how I was raised *innocent smiley*

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  15. Well, I like the idea of having a b'day every quarter. *wink wink* ;)

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  16. happy buddayyy!!!!

    i love cake. i do NOT love humans. hence, do not like the idea of cake on human face.
    simble.

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  17. ..and the worst is when they try to fix that cherry on the nose tip. Ayyo! Just khaneka na chup chaap, rightly said :D

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  18. Apoo: Are you very sure about blaming it on a sugar high? ;) :D

    USP: I hereby direct you to furnish a poem on smashed cakes.

    Catty: Kya medem, sirf hum hi milta bakra bananeko? I don't like humans either :|

    AlwaysHappyKya: They do that?! Yeuck! Glad to see you around again :)

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  19. Yes yes yes yes yes...Cake is meant to be eaten. I agree. If you don't like it, send it to me. I will eat it :-P, but don't waste it in the name of giving someone a special birthday facial ;-)

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  20. I agree...

    I absolutely hate that!!
    Esp the icing - such a waste!

    Oh and, the Birthday bumps thingy...
    the poor guy's tushie will be sore for weeks after getting hit like that!

    not funny at all...

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  21. so, was it your Birthday?
    When was it??
    why weren't we told?!

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  22. That's nuthing D2 dear. One of the punishments in a party game was "Write stuff over the face of the person on your left using a felt pen". To my horror, the 2 people in question went ahead and did it/ had it done. I would never be such a sport. Eva!

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  23. We should probably be thankful it's just cake :P.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o

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  24. Whoops! forgot to hyperlink...

    Clickity here.

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  25. Ersa: Birthday facial... HAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, why waste good cake?!

    Pixie: Oh god! Budday bumps... another awful idea there! No no, was not my birthday, that falls in December :)

    Pitu: Whatever happened to playing 'Pin the donkey's tail' and 'Hit the pinata', memory games... when did birthday parties get so messy?!

    Someone: Haha... clouds, silver linings, etc.,

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  26. Birthday in December...? Sagittarius or Capricorn?

    And the idea of applying cake-pack on the face might be an effort NOT to eat too much of it?

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  27. Capricorn :)

    Erm, maybe that's the logic but then one could simply give it away right? Why plaster it?

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  28. Well done, DewDrop! This has got to be the first documented protest against the despicable practice of smearing the birthday girl/boy's face with cake. I have a feeling a lot of people settle scores on this occasion. Best not to indulge in it, for as you smear, so shall you reek (of eggs).

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  29. Haha!! Thought bubbles, you've said it better than I did! "As you smear so shall you reek"!!!! Brilliant! :)

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  30. i totally totally agree to this :) what the hell is with people these days huh.

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  31. u did this on vin's bday. i do NOT smash cake... OK?

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  32. Rashmi: Hello! Nice to have you here... and I'm still confused about the cake smashing tradition...

    Catty: Erm... okay. You're more the sort who bakes a cake and then finishes it herself. Vin ko thoda toh diya hota! :P

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